• "May be combined with other offers. . . . Not valid with any other offer." -- On a Papa John's coupon. See a scanned image.

• "Ham and Cheese - $2.50. Cheese and Ham - $2.90." -- On a menu.
• "Our whipped butter is made with margarine." -- On a menu.
• "7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings." -- On a menu.
• "We dare you Burger for two (Served on a Stretcher) - A Whole Loaf of Crunchy French Bread running end to end with Broiled Hamburger topped with melted Yellow American Cheese, Lettuce, and Tomato. Accompanied by a mound of French Fried Potatoes, Red Pepper Relish, Ketchup, and Pickle Wedges. Delivered to your Table by Two Waitresses on a stretcher." -- On a menu of a restaurant in Danvers, Massachusetts.

• "Open seven days a week. Closed Sundays." -- On the bottom of a pizza parlor's take-out menu.
• "Parking for drive-through customers only." -- A sign at a McDonald's in California.
• "We are Handicapped - Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you." -- A notice in a restaurant.
• "Eat Here - Get Gas" -- A sign at a gas station.
• "Hot drinks to take out or sit in." -- A sign on a cafe.
• "You can't beat our meat!" -- A sign on a restaurant, now closed.
• "Our Infamous Steaks" -- A sign at a restaurant in Raleigh, NC.
• "Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1" -- A sign at a McDonald's.
• "NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS." -- A sign at an Arby's in North Bend, Washington.
• "Please consume all food on premises." -- A sign at a Souplantation restaurant.

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