A country that allows prostitution but doesn't allow oral sex. Now that's fucked up.
"Dude man, this chick will fuck me but she won't blow!"
A very small and somewhat clean country that is very strict & I don't like 47%-55% of the songs they play on the radio stations but I'll go with the damn flow.
I live in Singapore...yay.Whatever.
Singapore was a group of tribal women who are notoriously capable of using all your life savings in less than a minute. Singaporeans are women who feeds on gossips and jealously to evolve. What they have, others cannot have better. What they want to have, cannot be the same with what a rival has. What they want, they must all want it first and more. They also crawl up to Caucasian men (who are easier to manipulate) and use these men for advertising and bitching purpose, and of course to use up all their money. Slowly, it developed into a wealthy and developed country that is today thanks to their goddess, Kiasu, who lives on in the hearts of every Singaporean.
British: Damn man my Singaporean turned all my life savings to branded bags! She said it's a good investment and insurance! Fuck it, I can't eat bags!
American: Oh man you been owned dude. Maybe you can have mine from Vietnam, she is definitely low maintenance and a wise investor too. Thanks to her investment, I've got my 18th child now
A Place Where Locals Can't Live, Unless You Are Very Rich.
Here, If You Are A Malay Or Indian, Your Salary Will Be Decreased By 50%.
Racism Still Exist In Singapore.
Man 1: I'll be migrating to Singapore soon.
Man 2: Don't go there, It's dangerous!
Man 1: How is it dangerous?
Man 2: Well.. the Chinese there are morons.
A town in South Africa
Don't believe theres a town there? type 'singapore' in facebook under 'location' and see!
A country where bubblegum is banned, oral sex is banned, owning guns is banned, and sodomy is allowed.
Don't go to singapore, I should know, I live there
Double LOLs!!
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