Yes, yes, yes. I had my confirmation review this morning and everything turned out positive.
YAY!! If I'm in my previous company right now, they'll be pointing out 10 irrelevant points why I am a bad employee. My manager asked me the million dollar question...
Hazel: We're pushing for you to get salary increment. How much you want?
Me: As much as possible!!
Hazel: *LOL*
Like DOH! Of course I would want much much more that what I'm getting right now. Why would I ask for $100 when there's a possibility to get $200?
Yesterday I had a conversation with the Money Director and it goes as follows...
Eugene: Fida, let me tell you, those people are stupid hence I have to vomit blood every month to make sure they bill us the correct amount.
Me: Eh, don't use the word stupid.
Eugene: But they really are stupid, simple-minded people.
Me: Wokay...
Eugene: Do you know how glad I am to work with intelligent people like you?
Me: I smell pay raise...
Eugene: *act blur*
Me: Wooooiiiii!!!
Now I'm vomitting blood!!!Labels: funny, happiness, work