This has gotta be him in his cutest form *LOL*

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Oh yes, he did another one here!

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I started the year welcoming the most awaited baby girl, KEISHA, spawn of my bestest friend, on 4 Jan. Its almost a year since she's born and I have met her like 4 times. Just as often as I met the parent before she came into this world. *LOL* Words can't describe how estatic I was to hold her in my arms. Felt a lil' weird too cos' one of us are having one of those, you know?


I got me a HOLGA 120N - like FINALLY! Hahaha... got it from an LJ spree at quite a bargain. Clifford got it too and we went out almost immediately to deflower the toy with our first roll ever. Never been happier with the result. I turned into an addict for a while... well, at least mine lasted longer than his :)

I had attended the grandest wedding of a colleague who's with child :P. I'm awed by the bling factor in the ballroom and the food ain't that fantastic. In fact the whole thing would have blow if not for the wonderful companion I had.

I got my uber famous corneal ulcer AGAIN right on the day that only exist once only 4 years! It was a traumatising experience for me this time as on my usual trips to the eye doctor I witnessed a fatal bike accident till now is still fresh on my mind. It freaks me out whenever I'm bypassing that stretch of road. Likely to say, I'm gonna be avoiding that road for the rest of my life!

I went on 2 may-jah trip to Perhentian, Malaysia and Khao Lak, Thailand. Didn't waste that much of money but they're both an experience I will never forget; good or bad :) Would I wanna go to these places again? Maybe, sure? Hmm... I'll think about it... I sure do miss island life :(


I had one hell of a TV Schedule that doesn't involve me switching on the television *oops*. Awesome new shows like Privileged, 90210, Valentine and I do hope there's more to come cos' right now it's pretty "off-peak" with the good shows.

I got my long awaited promotion but that didn't last very long, thanks to the merger of my company and the parent company, I got 'demoted' but I get to retain my paycheck and past benefits... *roll eyes*. It was a testing period for me and my colleagues. I wasn't the only one who was affected. I had fun while I was taking on the new role - as stressful as it may be, I had never felt more satisfied with my work and performance!

2008 was the year I observe the most contagious virus spreading through the inter-web that is FACEBOOK. No one goes a day without logging in and playing at least 1 game in there. FACEBOOK is the best thing since MySpace. Speaking of which, any idea why MySpace account is in Espanyol?

1 word - SINGFEST. Painful but worth every sweat tears and blood :)

We had our first Dinner & Dance at Raffles Country Club combined with the parent company. So it was uber crowded but we manage to have some fun of our own. Everyone dress their best and I spent most of my time bear the bar, for obvious reasons. The food was so-so and the crowd was dizzying. I hung around people I'm familiar with, I'm comfortable with... those who cared for me... *LOL* WTF!

I drank a lot in 2008. For the good times and the bad times they say?


I had a couple of photography outings with the colleagues and I've never seen better photos of me like ever!


Most important of all that happened in 2008 is that I wasn't as religious in updating my blog as I would like to. So... here's to a brand new year, a brand new start in 2009... CHEERS!

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I thought these images were really hilarious!




Have you met my twin brother?



And here's my darling... back then *LOL*

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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. '

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.'

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, 'The bastard used coins!'

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

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This is too freaking hilarious!!

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We had this event on Thursday 15 May in some clubhouse in Bukit Batok organised by our parent company. We had mass aerobics, Captain's Ball tournament (pretty dramatic one, I must say) and speech by the big man (of the parent company, not ours).

I spent hours to create this and I'm friggin' proud of it and here I go, showing it off for the world to see :P

I had to replace the file cos' Photobucket is NOT the ideal place to upload your videos. They cut it off half way! Full version below :)



I will be uploading the photos somewhere... sometime this week.

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Got this as I played around with my StumbleUpon... LOL!

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I had wanted to post this sooner if Blogger hadn't been so anal.



Its just too hilarious! Eff-ing blondes!

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This is too cute! Oh, cuteness start on the 30sec mark.
If you can't view the video, click HERE.

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Haha... I've watched it at least 3 times to make sure but this is awesome! I present to you India's very own Michael Jackson in Thriller.

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January: i WANNA TOUCH YOU
February: i WANNA DANCE WiTH YOU
March: i WANNA TAKE YOU TO SEX HEAVEN
April: i WANNA MARRY YOU
May: i WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND
June: i WANNA LiCK YOU
July: i WANT YOUR BODY
August: i WANNA MAKE YOU MINE
September: i WANNA RUB YOU
October: i WANNA SEX YOU
November: i WANNA LOVE YOU
December: i WANNA KISS YOU

Now take the day you were born:

x1. WiTH KiWi
x2. AT THE POST OFFiCE
x3. iN THE BATH TUB
x4. ON THE ROOF
x5.
x6. ON A PARK BENCH
x7. BETWEEN THE LEGS
x8. iN A CAR
x9. IN THE HOT TUB
x10. iN THE LAUNDRY ROOM
x11. i WANNA MAKE YOU MINE
x12. WiTH sTrAWBERRieS
x13. AT A GAS STATiON
x14. iN THE STATiON WAGON
x15. iN THE ATTiC
x16. AT WoRLdS Of fUn
x17. ALL NiGHT LONGSTRAWBERRiES
x18. iN THE DRESSiNG ROOM
x19. iN THE RAIN
x20. everywhere and anywhere
x21. iN THE SHEETS
22. iN THE BASEMENT
23. iN THE BACK OF A CAR
24. WHiLE WATCHiNG PORN
25. ON THE STAiRS
26. ON THE COUNTER
27. ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL
28. iN A ClOSET
29. ON ViDEO CAMERA
30. ON THE TOiLET
31. iN AN ELEVATOR

Besides, this is a fun way to learn everybody's birthday.

I'm kinda worried as Fahmy's says i WANNA LiCK YOU BETWEEN THE LEGS?

What's yours?

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