<body>
koopislandblues
welcome to the ninja tea party

profile
here i am
FIDA :D

Facebook | Twitter | TwitPic




twitter
tweet-ing iz awesome
    follow me on Twitter
    affiliates
    ma blogging posse

    archives
    gag-worthy flashbacks
    May 2003 June 2003 July 2003 September 2003 October 2003 November 2003 December 2003 January 2004 February 2004 March 2004 April 2004 May 2004 June 2004 July 2004 August 2004 September 2004 October 2004 November 2004 December 2004 January 2005 February 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 May 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 June 2009 July 2009 August 2009 September 2009 October 2009 November 2009 December 2009 January 2010 February 2010 March 2010 April 2010 May 2010 June 2010 June 2011 January 2012
    credits
    put your hands together now!
    Layout : materialisti-c
    Resources:

    Subscribe to
    Posts [Atom]

    <3 me

    View My Stats
    That's sexy...
    Friday, February 23, 20075:52:00 PM 0 commento
    I gotta agree with this one... really! Erm... anyone might wanna start a debate with me now?




    What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
    Name:
    Age:
    Sex:
    Sexuality:
    Flirting Skill Level - 17%






























    Kissing Skill Level - 43%






























    Cudding Skill Level - 21%






























    Sex Skill Level - 70%






























    Why They Love You You are too sexy for words.
    Why They Hate You You are too sexy.
    This QuickKwiz by lady_wintermoon - Taken 4642 Times.
    New! Get Free Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz

    Labels: , , ,

    back to the top
    Send in the kernels!
    Wednesday, February 21, 20079:32:00 PM 0 commento


    That much of corn intake eventually does a popcorn act in your bowels. I went to poop like 3 times to flush the corn kernels entirely out of my system... I hope its kernel-free now!

    I like!

    Labels:

    back to the top
    By the river...
    Tuesday, February 20, 20071:14:00 AM 3 commento
    I attracted so much attention from the gawking tourist that last night. One even wanted to take my picture when I politely decline. I bet she'll go back to wherever she came from and showed to her good looking 27year old son she met a Singaporean stoner *LOL*.



    Yup, I took videos this time round. If its horrible, please don't hate me. My fingers were already swollen by the time we captured the vids.





    Yup, uploading to ifilm since youtube's a bit anal at the moment.

    As I browsing some magazines at work (its part of my job to do so) and I saw a familiar face. i even got another colleague of mine to take a look at it, since he will find the person familiar too, and he couldn't hold back his laughter. His first words were "So fat like that can join such competitions?"

    Yup, its him alright!


    Click the pictures for bigger view

    Labels: , ,

    back to the top
    Scissors?
    Friday, February 16, 20073:43:00 PM 1 commento
    Tell a kid to draw a scissors and this is how it will look like!



    So, mummies and daddies to be, please teach them the proper way to draw a scissors and according to my good friend, Carol, this is how it should look like.



    Impressive?

    Labels:

    back to the top
    XOXOXO
    Wednesday, February 14, 20074:19:00 PM 0 commento

    Labels:

    back to the top
    I feel like ANS... whatever!
    Tuesday, February 13, 20073:02:00 PM 0 commento
    I think I will only be famous if I'm dead... really!

    Fida - the blogger, she was on tv rite?
    Fida - that girl, an ex colleague, dunno what happen to her after that
    Fida - she looked familiar... must be a friend of a friend, nice lady
    Fida - yeah, a relative of mine... met her a decade ago
    Fida - I think I have her number somewhere
    Fida - Dang! I deleted her number already!
    Fida - Thank God that b*tch is dead!
    Fida - Oops, forgot to return her (insert personal item or cash value here)

    And worse, the only 2 person most important to my life will be the suspect for my demise. Claiming they did such and such so that they'll inherit my so-dollars amount of money. Worse, I hadn't wrote a will yet. So now people of all sorts of life will walk in and goes like...

    Fida and me... we're best friends
    Fida and me... we know each other's name
    Fida and me... we sat next to each other before
    Fida and me... I know her boyfriend
    Fida and me... she had lent me a pen before
    Fida and me... she's on my MSN/Friendster/MySpace list, you know!
    Fida and me... she tried to join my social circle back then
    Fida and me... google her website URL and you'll find my blog... how much closer could we be?

    Scary thought ain't it? Worse part of all, I dun think all of the above will happen, at all. But its kinda hard to say. I won't know until I really die.

    I love you baby
    (and by baby, I meant by Fahmy. If anything were to happen to me, Fahmy's legal guardian will be God by the way)

    Labels:

    back to the top
    Do you <3 me?
    Saturday, February 10, 20073:44:00 PM 0 commento
    My Valentinr - fidainc
    Get your own valentinr


    Show me some love!

    I'm still gonna leave a little widget for this on my sidebar for those of you who might have missed it.

    Labels:

    back to the top
    Rest In Peace
    Friday, February 09, 20078:52:00 AM 0 commento
    Anna Nicole Smith
    (Vickie Lynn Hogan)
    1967 - 2007

    Click here for full story

    Labels:

    back to the top
    Something...
    Thursday, February 08, 20073:42:00 PM 1 commento



    Your Famous Last Words Will Be:



    "Tell them I said something."

    Labels: , , ,

    back to the top
    Weekend updates
    9:58:00 AM 0 commento
    Yeah... I met Fahmy, hungry, had lunch at Delifrance, Capitol Building, walk a bit, got tired, took a bus, end up in cineleisure, contemplating to go bowling or karaoke, end up at K-Box, went for member's special where I don't have to pay cover charges, just for drinks and the compulsory tid bits, we were given 5 hours to sing, felt like texting Rizal, he came down to join us all the way from Johor Bahru, Malaysia, we sang till we're pretty much hungry again, went down to Beach Road for dinner, had "tulang" (direct translation: bones, otherwise its a delicacy made famous by people here, see this entry), chit chat for a bit, went over to Tampines to hang out with Fahmy's friend, around 1am, we shifted to Pasir Ris for another round of not doing anything, hailed a cab, reached home around 3.30am, went to bed, do-nothing Saturday, got bored on Sunday, called Siti up for another 5 hours of karaoke-ing.... *phew* Let the photos do the talking.



    Oh let me be the first to welcome a certain French boy who at this moment is making his way to my tiny island. Va te faire foutre!!

    Labels: , , , ,

    back to the top
    Top 5 Keywords
    Monday, February 05, 20071:56:00 PM 2 commento
    I've not done this for ages... anyway (compliments of Google Analytics)

    Top 5 Keywords
    1. possy cat dools - I don't remember mispelling pussy and dolls!
    2. wilmer valderama - Ooh yeah... he's ma man!
    3. superdogs - yeah, I did not like that place
    4. women bums videos - sick bastard prowls internet... beware!
    5. st james dragonfly photos - Maxim event

    Labels: ,

    back to the top
    My... WIREFLY!
    Thursday, February 01, 200710:13:00 PM 0 commento
    As I was surfing the web to look at the perfect mobile phone on my next purchase, I stumbled upon a website selling mobile phone accesories and I realize its not the phone model that mattered. Its what I do to it is priceless. I'm obviously a sucker for pretty things and this website has accessories that'll wet my pants I tell ya!

    Motorala Razr owner, pay attention now! I found the perfect houseplate for you HERE! Its not just pink... its WOW PINK *LOL* Pretty ain't it?
    Protect your Motorola Razr and give it a great new personalized look with this high-quality snap-on stunning pink colored shell! These covers are made with durable, remarkably thin and lightweight plastic to add a fashionable and stylish shell to your Razr. Just open the package, press-and-snap on the front and back covers and go! Your Razr will be distinctively yours, and protected from drops, scratches, dings and dirt. The transparent shell material lets you stil read your external display to see the battery life, caller ID and more. Includes Platinum lifetime warranty.
    I also found an upholster by Ocean Pacific, yes, its PINK! It's so pretty and going cheap as well! Any kind sponsors out there willing to get that for me for my, erm, 1 year anniversary in my new job maybe?
    Protect your mobile device with vintage cool style. This Ocean Pacific pink and tan corduroy universal phone case protects your phone when you are on the go, and shows off your style. Sturdy construction made with contrast stitching and an Op logo, detailed exterior and black velvet lining interior. Includes versatile corduroy strap for use on wrist or purse
    Oh by the way, did I tell you I found an Anna Sui Samsung mobile phone in there? I WANT I WANT I WANT! Too pretty and unique too, very Anna Sui kinda design and I bet none of us here owns one of those lovelies. Yup, WIREFLY! You rock!

    Labels:

    back to the top
    Chart your own progress plan (Part Trois)
    3:39:00 PM 0 commento
    As promised...

    1. What kind of person do I want to be?
    Describe the kinds of skills, abilities, qualities, disposition, character and understanding you want to have
    Be more organised, increase fluency in marketing, creativity skills and money-savvy.

    2. What do I want to do with my life?
    Think of big and small achievements, goals and important issues that concern you
    Increase bank balance to at least a solid 5 digit number (minus decimal points) and be happy and healthy in life.

    To achieve the results of the two questions above, you need a strategy that involves answering the seven questions below:

    1. Where am I?
    Describe fully your current state in both your personal and work life.
    Work: Major learning stage with my manager planning to give me more responsibilites (read: KPIs)
    Personal: Still insecure about life in general. Is settling down the answer?


    2. How did I get there?
    Look back in your life and trace all the elements, events and people who influenced your path in life.
    I pull myself together to quit my previous job after all the doodie I've been through. Many lessons had been learned from my previous job. I joined them in my teens and I grew up learning not so much about work but more on people. I shall not touch so much on that since I think 45% of my blog content is related to that.

    3. Where do I want to go?
    Using the material from the two fundamental questions, describe your goals.
    Climb up the career ladder steadily base on pure experience and hands on knowledge maybe? Also to trust other people, let them in a bit more.

    4. How will I get there?
    Refer to the information you have gethered about your journey in life so far, and consider new ways if the usual ones are hindering your progress.
    Definitely in need of guidance and hopefully I'll be discipline enough to read up on how to build these skills which enables me to flyyyy!! When it comes to life, I'd say I need more social life. But do I need more friends? Or just peg on my present friends and work on it?

    5. What will I do when I arrive?
    Sketch out your intentions and actions.
    When promotion is due, that is a sign that I had been entrusted with new responsibilities and its up to me to take it up another level to prove to them I am worthy of that reward. And the life bit I guess I'll throw a party or something. I'm sure they'll appreciate it.

    6. Where shall I go next?
    Life is a continuous process of change, therefore it is important to plan beyond your immediate horizons.
    I'd prolly still be here. Hopefully one day I'll be heading a business unit (manager/director?) *LOL*. There's no harm in dreaming. And about the life bit, I'll promise to take care of my friends, people whom I only assume will be around with me for life.

    7. How do I begin?
    List what you have to do and attach a time frame for each objective.
    Work: I'll reflect on my job done and achievements every half a year (same time frame as the organisation's appraisal) and work from there... and it has to start... erm... NOW!
    Life: I'll start calling them, asking them out, go for occassional dinner/drinks and whatever that will rock their bottoms.

    There you go, hopefully you guys attempt it too *PHEW*! Oh by the way there's one more part left to this entry... watch out for this space!

    Labels: , ,

    back to the top