Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. '

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.'

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, 'The bastard used coins!'

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

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I am contemplating hard whether or not to be an avid supporter of Nintendo. Since I've already got me a DS Lite, why stop there? Why shouldn't I get a Nintendo Wii too?

Interesting trivia for you: Do you know that it's supposed to be called Revolution? Fans weren't too pleased with that; it's like naming your bulldog Pinky or Tutu! Haha... nevertheless with a lame name like that, it does catch on.

Anyway I guess I will be able to get the Wii at special rate cos' I know people who know people etc etc. But will it be odd to get it when I'm the only one that's gonna be playing it? I can't possibly be organising game nights for my friends to come over to whack my Wii, right?
I have tried the variety of Wii games before more than once. I simply adore Wii Tennis! But the most awesome at the moment have to be Wii Mario Kart! I'm addicted to it on my DS, throw in a Wii Wheel and I'm a pro-racer... LOL!

To Wii ... or not to Wii ... :-(

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Thank you for the lovely night. I wish it didn't have to end so soon...

P.S: Should have post this sooner :P

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